'It's just another manic Monday'

Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream

I was kissin' Valentino

By a crystal blue Italian stream

But I can't be late

'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid

These are the days

When you wish you were a kitten, hey?

It's just another manic Monday.

Manic, that is, for everyone but a certain Miss Molly. Whilst I grappled with the snooze function on my phone (a war I fight at least half a dozen times each morning), Molly dozed (like the happy contortionist that she is) on the end of the bed.

Molly knows nothing of The Bangles, but lives their dream - every one of her furry feline days is a Sunday, her fun-day.

Jealous much?

If this leaves you feeling a darker shade of green with respect to the leisurely lifestyle of the furry one who deigns to live with you, take a look at this genius comic.

'Garfield minus Garfield' will/might/should:

a. make you laugh at the prospect of erasing the smug felis catus from your life;

b. bring you to the realisation that without your smarmy yet lovable friend, the cartoon of your life would leave you looking (dare I say the word of the day? yes, yes, I do) - manic;

c. leave you mildly irritated about the fact that, everyday, people other than you and I have simple yet brilliant ideas, like this reinvented comic;

d. remind you that unlike Garfield, most cats are without the pleasures of foodstuffs like lasagne. Ha-ha. A win for the two-legged creatures; and, last but not least...

e. it is highly likely that it will make you feel superior that you have known about this amazing Garfield-less phenomenon for much longer than me. I only discovered it last night.

P.S. Molly wishes you all a Happy Monday, from her sun lounge.