1. First, they started on the boutique beer.
2. A little tipsy, they started making faces at each other.
The lemon took things a little too far. Turns out lemons are angry drunks.
3. Then things really escalated.
The zucchini and capsicum got a little close (the lemon, pointy teeth and all, was left out). They manoeuvred themselves into some complex positions (aided and abetted by the Kiwi who has been hanging out on our couch for six weeks).
Said Kiwi calls this, in hushed and reverent tones, 'Science'.
After this series of misdemeanours, the vegetables have been condemned to be roasted and blended into a delicious wintery soup. Sentence will be passed down later this week...stay tuned.
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